The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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