Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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