she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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