Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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