I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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