Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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