So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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