I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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