I'm lost and stupid without you.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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