We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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