Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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