so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We talked him into tasing himself.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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