talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
