Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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