google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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