You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
