Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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