ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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