Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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