VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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