How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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