Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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