we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Randomize