Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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