They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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