Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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