"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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