"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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