So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
