bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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