party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
last night I used snow as a chaser
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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