Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i would punch a child for taco bell
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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