My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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