you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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