I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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