I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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