the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize