Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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