That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We got so high we made milksteak
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Randomize
