I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
