You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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