I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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