I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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