So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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