its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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