So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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