Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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