I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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