so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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