Got a toothbrush?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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