so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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