Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
