I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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